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i just bought a $550 radar detector… bc i’m wreckless

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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a sodastream machine was a great investment but the sodastream syrups suck but then i realized you could make your own syrups… changed my life